I'll never forget the time we took my mom on a camping trip. We had decided to go to a little
campground near Lake Lure and Chimney Rock. It was in late June a few years ago. This little campground was nice, it sat on a river with whitewater and you could sunbathe or just relax on the large rocks as the water rushed by. It had a small store with ice, firewood, and other necessary supplies. It was right around the corner from
Lake Lure and
Chimney Rock. It's called
Hickory Nut Falls.
We had decided to take the little pop-up camper on this little excursion. You can keep a lot of your camping essentials packed in one of these at all times. It's very convenient, all you really have to pack is clothing and food. Everything else is already stored in the camper. Just hook it up and go. Before heading out, mom wanted to go to Kohls to purchase some shorts, blouses and shoes for summer. I love shopping at Kohls, everything is always in order and easy to find. They have some really great sales as well. She had purchased some new shorts, a yellow bonnet , shoes, and a nice handbag.
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We got back to the house and she immediately ran into the house to change into a new outfit for the trip. We all waited. She emerged a little bit later wearing a yellow bonnet with matching shoes and a matching yellow handbag. The bonnet had fake flowers on it. Me, my husband, and her husband all stood there taking in the sight before us. The only thing missing was a price tag hanging off of the bonnet. Finally, my husband leaned over and whispered" is she really going to go wearing that?" By now her husband who was all decked out in leather asked"are there a lot of bee's at this campground?, because Tangie is going to attract them." I busted out laughing. Mom said" I think I look cute!" I said"mom, you look like a girl who just popped out of a haystack on HEE-HAW!" She was adamant that her outfit was nice. Nothing else was said and we started loading our coolers and other items into the car.

It was the weekend and I was excited about this trip. I had been to Chimney Rock as a kid, and I remembered it being a beautiful place to visit. I remembered Lake Lure, and whitewater near and around the area. The mountains are always a refreshing place to unwind, and the temperature is normally a lot cooler in the mountains during the summer.
A few hours later, we were at the campground. We had been lucky and found camping areas that were close
to each other. The pop-up camper only takes minutes to set up. We helped set up a tent for mom and her husband Rob. We were right on the river. "Wow, this is really nice" mom said. She normally selected motels and such for vacations and often said this sort of thing wasn't for her. After looking around for a few minutes, she threw her arms out. "Where am I supposed to sleep?" she asked. "In your tent mom," I said. I brought an inflatable mattress, I told her."She folded her arms and began shaking her head back and forth. "I can't blow up a mattress she told me, with this incredulous expression on her face. After a few minutes I said, " just calm down a minute mama, it self- inflates, you don't have to blow anything up". After showing her the box with the air mattress in in she seemed to calm down a little bit. We had brought our big gas grill in the back of the truck and my husband had already unloaded it, and was cooking hot dogs on it. I had purchased a new grilling utensil set at Kohls during the shopping trip.
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My moms husband offered to do it, holding a flame to the end of her cigarette before my husband could even get his lighter out of his pocket. This lady was very attractive, and wearing a bikini that I couldn't pull off. Mama sure couldn't. I saw a frown form on mama's face. The attractive blonde
said" thank you sweetie", to my step-dad. He was just glowing, "your'e welcome" he said. My husband mumbled something about "she didn't ask you," talking about my step-dad jumping to the rescue.
Suddenly, mama was standing up with her hand on her hip. She's all of four feet and eleven inches tall, although I think it's closer to nine inches now. Mom truly looked like one of the munch-kins from the Wizard of Oz. By now the lady was trotting toward the bathrooms saying she needed to go to the powder room to potty. This lady had this Dolly Pardon voice. One of those real sweet exaggerated southern drawl voices. It was just dripping with honey and flirtiness.
"I've never even seen Jello wiggle like that!" mama said. Then mom proceeded to do an immitation of the lady! She grabbed one of my cigarretes, stuck it in her mouth, and proceeded with an exaggerated, wiggly strut up to my step-dad. In a voice not her own she asked him for a light. My husband busted out laughing. I just looked at her in amazement. My daughter started to giggle, then she did the same thing. Finally, I said "for peat sake mama." "Stop it before that woman hears you." I glanced toward the bridge at the kids to make sure they hadn't wandered off. They were all there and appeared to be having a great time. Rob just looked embarrassed and a little shocked. He stood there staring at my mom like she had lost her mind.
In an effort to change the subject, I said come on mom, lets go out on that big rock,pointing to one of the huge boulders in front of us. It stuck up high out of the roaring river. But what if I fall in the river she asked?" I stood there a minute, thinking this possibility over. We had life jackets in the camper. I decided to get one out, just in case. After putting a life jacket on her, I hopped over onto the largest rock in the river. I reached my hand out to her and told her to take my hand.She grabbed my hand and hopped over onto the rock. My husband was marinating steaks for our our next meal. Rob was sitting in a chair lighting his pipe. We could see them from where we were. I noticed the new neighbors walking over to chat with them about thirty minutes later. They appeared to have brought their chairs over and were ready to socialize. I sat there noticing how strong the currant in the river was. Mama was staring hard over at our campsite. "There's miss thang again "mom said. Before I knew it, mama was on her feet. She threw her hand up on her hip, and was staring over at our camp harder than ever. The wind had started to blow a little, and blew mom's bonnet right off her head. Of course, it landed in the river. She started yelling about it, and then I saw Rob scramble down the bank to retrieve it. I felt panicked for a minute because Rob can't swim. Suddenly, I saw one of the other men jump ahead of him and grab it right up as it floated by. That was pure luck, I thought. All of sudden , mama hopped back over to the bank and was heading for the campsite. I could hear her expressing her gratefulness to the man who rescued her bonnet. He smiled and handed it to her saying your welcome, and told her to be careful around the river. She nodded in agreement. Rob looked irritable."I was getting it Tangie" he said. After this ordeal we all sat around talking and getting to know each other. The kids came back to the camp with a small fish. One of the men put it in a styrofoam bucket that was filled with water. The men all piled into my husband's truck and left to get a few supplies, and check out the area. I sat there on pins and needles hoping mama was going to be nice. The ladies sat across from us, smiling. To be continued Publisher: Kimberly Wetsel
Hickory Nut Falls